Jason graduated from the University of Massachusetts Amherst with a BA in English in 2003. His highest profile writing job was publication in the Not For Tourists Boston guide in 2007. If you heeded his advice regarding the paucity of parking (pahking) in South Boston - you're welcome.
Jason has written 50 articles for WriterAccess. He's written about a wide variety of topics, such as: - Nylon Pants - Lockpicking - An 1800-word toast for a best friend's wedding complete with good Jewish jokes - How purchasing T-shirts causes world peace
Whatever your topic, Jason's writing will grab the reader's eyes and won't let go until every single word is absorbed. That sounds more aggressive than it should.
Informally (read: unpaid), Jason kept a Livejournal presence for several years that had a decent following. He's written programs and brochures for his former theatre company and entertained literally several dozens of peoples with his Dad blog, which has gone on a long hiatus when a second child increased the amount of work around the house by an old-age-inducing 4,000%.
Jason has contributed several jokes to Comedywire.com. One of them got SEVEN LIKES.
In 2014, Jason won an extremely prestigious writing contest at the blog Pan Kisses Kafka, for which he won $25 and wrote what might be his favourite line, which was the fake title of a university course, 'Krauthammer, Don't Hurt Em: Op-Ed Columns in the Age of Unreason.'
Jason, full of American bravado and confidence, can write anything.
His speciality is in a more comedic direction.
Jason subscribes to a few dozen podcasts. That's a lot of podcasts. Look, Jason has a lot of chores to get through. Jason enjoys and heartily recommends Comedy Bang! Bang!, Improv4Humans, Spontaneanation, Radiolab, This American Life, 99% Invisible, Reply All, and All Songs Considered.
Jason loves dark chocolate; when asked what he would do if he won the Lottery, rather than a reasonable answer involving the purchase of a house or cars or a college education for his precious children, Jason immediately thinks of the enormous trove of dark chocolate bars and climate-controlled storage option for said chocolate all that money could purchase.
Jason is an expert amateur thespian, having entertained crowds for decades. Most recently, he put on a British accent in a production of The Vicar of Dibley that a reviewer stated 'would have served at any English garden party.' Jason now attends several English garden parties a month. Everyone is fooled.
Many nights, instead of sleeping, Jason can be found in an allmusic.com clickhole, trying to find the next great piece of music. Best album of 2016 so far? Trick question, it's "Hand. Cannot. Erase." by Steven Wilson, which came out in 2015, but on Spotify in 2016. Same for the tie answer, the soundtrack of "Hamilton." Favorite song in 2016: "Thank God For Girls" by Weezer.
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