If you had a catchphrase, what would it be?
What’s your day job super power?
Prying two kids off Minecraft long enough to catch the school bus…
Best advice you’ve ever received?
Don’t buy Minecraft.
Something with ear flaps. I like to look good.
If there was a movie based on your life, what actor/actress would play you?
I would play myself.
What would the title of the movie be?
“One Night Stand With Norman Reedus”
Favorite thing about WA?
Every title that doesn’t contain the words Miley or HVAC…
In one sentence, what do you actually do all day?
Beagle-wrestling. Get DOWN, Turbo!
Favorite writer, dead or alive?
James Herriott. By God, he could wrap a cat.
Finish this sentence: “The internet _____.”
…makes it way too easy to buy stuff — mostly beagles.
What’s your guilty pleasure?
Hazel Nutter. That’s Nutella for poor people.
Favorite breakfast food?
Coffee. This also doubles as favorite nighttime snack.
Little known fact about you?
I can’t live without coffee.
What can’t you live without?
See last question.
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