AI Content Wizard – Meet your AI content strategic assistant. Try it now!


Alana L
Writer #7408
Joined 7/26/2013
6 Star Rating
12,670 Projects
15 Endorsements
5 Elite Skills
Prices start at 30 cents per word unless you're looking for product descriptions which are subject to lower bulk rates. Please message for details!

Why do people say "stick out like a sore thumb" as if it's a bad thing?

Alana writes content that helps brands separate themselves from the sad sack pack of sameness littering the professional landscape.

Want to blend in? You've come to the wrong lady.

Want to dominate your competitors, make loads of cash, and thrill your customers from the end of their adorable noses down to their exciteable little toeses? Alana's your gal.

Alana is a firm believer in the idea that content should do three things:

+ Entertain
+ Educate
+ Engage

After more than a decade in hospitality with oodles of experience in wine and fine dining, Alana has a particular affinity for the food & beverage industry. That's a fancy way of saying that she'll use content to sell the hell out of your restaurant, winery, distillery, green foods brand, catering biz, bar, smallwares line, appliance catalog, F&B consultancy, etc.

She's also a lifestyle expert. Alana has helped brand and launch a luxury baby company, masterminded a marketing strategy for a travel publication, written compelling product descriptions for everything from yoga apparel to perfume, and created far-ranging content for some of the largest home design and decor retailers in the world.

Landing pages, sales pages, eBooks, blogs, content strategy, buyers guides, case studies, branding, interviews, chef & winemaker profiles/employee bios, social media management, social posting - Alana does it all.

If you want to build your authority, your brand, and your following, drop Alana a line to ask for samples or schedule a chat. She'll help you find a plan and a voice that brings your vision to life. Better yet, you'll work together to make noise, change minds, and create experiences. This isn't your bargain-basement blog writing or basic-Becky content scrawl. You want to level up? You've got to show up, and showing up isn't cheap. It's pretty awesome, though.

Ready to shine brighter than the sugary crust of a creme brulee? Alana is too, and she's packing a literary blowtorch.
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