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Chris M
Writer #12187
Frederick, MD
Joined 8/4/2015
3 Star Rating
515 Projects
0 Endorsements
0 Elite Skills
For the last 11 years, Chris has prided himself in the order in which he puts his words. He shows grace and dedication (especially where the Oxford Comma is concerned) and never has any problems using toilet humor. His words have caused tens of thousands of people to spend millions of dollars on ThinkGeek.com.
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Chris specializes in fun, witty, and succinct copy. He is a great story teller and can easily work a narrative and world-building structures into any project. Also, he's great at butt and fart jokes.


Sci-fi, humor, online retail, comic book characters, video games, music, Raymond Scott, cartoons, not growing up, and more! One anti-interest is tests like the one required by this website. Pardon the low score (Chris got very bored and just started clicking on things).


This writer does not have any industry experience listed on their profile.

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500 Projects Completed

For almost every product he wrote copy for, Chris also wrote newsletter copy promoting it. Sometimes even, he'd write special bits, like intros, etc.

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15 Projects Completed

Wrote blogs for ThinkGeek.com, including creating the TL;DR Top Ten List format. Interest in this section was slim to none before Chris took over writing these entries. Engagement with fans increased exponentially after these entries began appearing.

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