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Frederick, MD
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For the last 11 years, Chris has prided himself in the order in which he puts his words. He shows grace and dedication (especially where the Oxford Comma is concerned) and never has any problems using toilet humor. His words have caused tens of thousands of people to spend millions of dollars on ThinkGeek.com.


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Industry Projects

  • Consumer Goods1,000+

Summary of Industry Experience

Consumer Goods

Spent 11 years creating the product copy (and then some) for thousands of products which appeared on ThinkGeek.com

Product Projects

  • Newsletter Content500+
  • Blog Post10+

Summary of Product Experience

Newsletter Content

For almost every product he wrote copy for, Chris also wrote newsletter copy promoting it. Sometimes even, he'd write special bits, like intros, etc.

Blog Post

Wrote blogs for ThinkGeek.com, including creating the TL;DR Top Ten List format. Interest in this section was slim to none before Chris took over writing these entries. Engagement with fans increased exponentially after these entries began appearing.

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