You know that scene in Analyze This when Billy Crystal is at the meeting with all the mafia families?
Primo (played by Chazz Palminteri) goes: “Who is this guy and what the (bleep) is he doing here?”
Then Ben (Crystal) goes: “Who I am, WHO I AM, who am I, who am I is a question for the ages. That’s one we are all searching for, to find out who I am, who’s in there, who wants to come out and say, hey, I’m hungry. Who I am is too deep and prof-, almost, you gotta go in deep and pull out the thing like with the movie with the thing came out of the stomach and up the people on the (bleeping) spaceship, may they rest in peace. My name is Ben Sobol… lione. Ben Soblione. I’m also known as Benny the Groins, Sammy the Snoz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Lavine, but that was at a party, it was years ago…”
So, WriterAccess writers, who are you? Who you are is of course a question for the ages, but in a very broad sense, I can tell you who you are, statistically speaking.
You are mostly Generation X and Millennials with the average age of writers applying being between 25-34.
You are also, quite interestingly, mostly male. 54% of writers who apply are men.
You are viewers. There were 8,289,161 pageviews by logged-in writers in 2013.
And you are searchers. 22% of writers find us through organic search.
And speaking of searchers, it’s time for: “So That’s How You Found Us?”
Where we highlight some of our favorite search terms that brought people to this site.
cintent narjetplaxe (So this is “content marketplace” if you type half of it one key to the left of where your hands should be on the keyboard. I guess it’s kinda like visual pig latin. I really hope this doesn’t become a thing.)
content writting on shoe (I’m not even sure if- um, sorry, what?)
create gandalf voice effects (done… too bad you guys can’t hear me.)
discribtive essey about a dog (do you have a cold? Are you typing like you sound? Way to commit to your malady.)
bondage suit ahs (stay classy, internet.)
Enjoy the rest of your Sunday!
Charlotte Garden is in charge of all the blog content at WriterAccess. She’s a blogger by trade, a Gemini by birth, and frequently peppers references from 80s movies throughout her posts for her own amusement.
