How to Write 10,000 Words in Twenty Minutes: A Satire, or The Fictional Self-Help Book Every Freelancer Needs
How to Write 10,000 Words in Twenty Minutes offers an easy-to-understand discussion on how to increase words per minute by adopting what Dr. Lance Freedom calls the Octopus Method. This Self-Help book has inspired millions of writers to increase their sense of personal power, build self-esteem, achieve greater success in the freelance community, and enjoy their lives to the fullest, as being able to write with the “semblance” of eight arms instead of two has given writers more free time to do what they really want, which is to be there for their kids, read mystery novels, garden, travel, and laugh at all the people who line up at the commuter rail to go to work as if they’re preparing for the firing squad.
Just like exercise commercials featuring men whose heads look too small for their bodies and women in off-the-shoulder Flashdance sweatshirts promise rock solid abs in 12-minutes, Dr. Lance Freedom guarantees that by implementing his step-by-step approach to writing you can radically improve your output, delivering clients a 500 word post in seconds.
How to Write 10,000 Words in Twenty Minutes, however, focuses on more than improving keyboard speed by mimicking the eight-armed movements of a cephalopod mollusk. It also addresses the consequences of being a full-time web content provider; chewed fingernails, nicotine stains, anxiety, unpaid bills, anxiety about unpaid bills, and chewed fingernails due to unpaid bills and not having enough money for a pack of cigarettes is just the beginning.
Writers can be cocky, temperamental, fragile, quick to violent outbursts or tears, and sometimes All of the Above in the matter of minutes, a psychosis that Dr. Lance Freedom calls The Yo-Yo-Effect. In chapters like…
- Thoughts and Feelings: Taking Control of Your Mood as a Writer
- Getting Through the Day…One Article at a Time
- Why is it Always About You, Client: The Seven Deadly Sins of Writer/Client Relations
- Help Me, Help Desk: You’re My Only Hope
…Dr. Lance Freedom offers practical advice, behavior modification, cognitive self-therapy, and a range of coping mechanisms to all things FREELANCE related. From step-by-step strategies to twenty-step programs, from one-day at a time to five-year plans, How to Write 10,000 Words in Twenty Minutes leaves no stone unturned.
If you buy How to Write 10,000 Words in Twenty Minutes today, you will also receive Brain Lock: 7 Keys to Unlocking the Inspiration that’s Locked in Your Brain.
As a writer, chances are you spend a lot of time staring out the window, at your slippers, or into the computer screen, looking for inspiration. According to Dr. Lance Freedom every time you stare into space, you’re really experiencing Brain Lock.
Even if you’ve mastered the Octopus Method, how can you write 10,000 words in twenty minutes if you have a case of Brain Lock? Dr. Lance Freedom has the key. In fact, he has 7 of them: one for every day of the week.
Damon H is a freelance writer available on WriterAccess, a marketplace where clients and expert writers connect for assignments.