For the last 11 years, Chris has prided himself in the order in which he puts his words. He shows grace and dedication (especially where the Oxford Comma is concerned) and never has any problems using toilet humor. His words have caused tens of thousands of people to spend millions of dollars on ThinkGeek.com.
Summary of Industry Experience
Spent 11 years creating the product copy (and then some) for thousands of products which appeared on ThinkGeek.com
Summary of Product Experience
For almost every product he wrote copy for, Chris also wrote newsletter copy promoting it. Sometimes even, he'd write special bits, like intros, etc.
Wrote blogs for ThinkGeek.com, including creating the TL;DR Top Ten List format. Interest in this section was slim to none before Chris took over writing these entries. Engagement with fans increased exponentially after these entries began appearing.